~TsunamicMoon

In honor of New Years, my peeps, family, and KvG comics, I present a...
~Klonoa vs Gantz Rap Battle!~
Enjoy to ur heart's content! Btw, thank my bro for help on the lyrics, and mandaa for the idea! Go read her rap battle. Okay...enjoy ( i will soon draw this for a KvG comic, look for it!)

~Klonoa vs Gantz Rap Battle!~

Announcer: It's 2007 motherfuckas! Gotta keep this R rated ! So lets run this shit bitch! We got Gantz and Klonoa reppin' fo' they hood. Which one of ya'll bitches gon' first?

Klonoa: Ladies first!
Crowd: Ooh!!
Gantz: Fine! *snatches mic*
Announcer: Eh DJ, run that shit!

Gantz: My name is Gantz
Starts with a 'g'
You said 'Golden Killa'?
Yeah, that's me
Listen up ya'll
'Cuz there's no slow-motion
Klonoa's head sounds like the ocean
(And you think thats bad?)
Klonoa wanted to wash off, but didnt bother
He dont know whats soap and whats water (Ooh!!)
And ya wonder why the king of sorrow, has sorrow
He can smell Klonoa
Today and tomorrow
Only lasts 5 seconds and they done
Thats why Lolo wont even give him none (OOooh!)
*drops mic*

Crowd: Ooh! Gantz! Gantz!
Announcer: Oh! Klonoa, you gon' take that?
Klonoa: Hell the fuck no!! *grabs mic*
Announcer: Eh DJ, run that shit!

Klonoa: My name is Klonoa
For short call me 'K'
It all started on a sunny day
I was walking down the street, to get me some hos
And who do I see?
Gantz, you know
Acting like a ho
Tryin' to shake his money maka *maker
Sorry to say
But he aint gettin no papa *paper
Got tossed in the trash that was cann'd
That's why when he get lonely
Gotta use his hand (OoH!)
And may be 5 seconds and I'm done
But atleast I get 5 instead of one! (OOoohh!!!)

Crowd: OOoh!! Klonoa! Klonoa!
Announcer: Oh! And there it is! We may have to go to round two up in this bitch!!

~Round Two

Announcer: A'ight! This is round two! Lets battle!
???: NOOOOOooooo! No more lame rhymes! I can't take it anymore!

G&K: Who the....?
???: *climbs on stage*
Klonoa: King of Sorrow!!
KoS: U guys bring me sorrow! Please no more.
Gantz: Go sit down, you cant even rap!
Kos: I can take u out in one rhyme.
Gantz: Oh really? Bring it!

Kos: Your ryhmes are wack, and they lack of time
You cant pull out a dick that is bigger than mine *drops mic*

Crowd: OOOOOooooohhhhhh!!!!!!!! King of Sorrow! Kos! King of Sorrow!
Gantz: @%!?$%&*!
Klonoa: Oh! Gantz, u need some ice for that burn?!
Announcer: Oh, so the winner is....

XD I hope u liked it! I need ur votes tho!>< So when i draw it i know who wins!